Send in the Heartthrob, Cue the Shrieks - New York Times

Send in the Heartthrob, Cue the Shrieks New York Times During the excellent “One Less Lonely Girl” Mr. Bieber pulled a young fan onstage and presented her with flowers. “I'm going to put you first,” he sang. ... and more »

Google sued over "whore" comments - Salon

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Google sued over "whore" comments Salon What if we had a way of finding people who share our interests and like our pictures, so we could be out dancing instead of sitting at home lonely? ... and more »

Scanner report - Aug 30 - Santa Barbara Edhat

Scanner report - Aug 30 Santa Barbara Edhat Non-injury traffic accident vehicle vs scooter at Whole Foods, one vehicle not drivable. Gee I wonder which one? Dog howling like someone is killing it in a ...

A Letter To The Borgata Waitress That I Drunkenly Knocked Over - The Faster Times

A Letter To The Borgata Waitress That I Drunkenly Knocked Over The Faster Times I'm pretty sure an old lady on a red power scooter ran over an olive at that point, but I'm not entirely sure because I ran. I mean, wouldn't you? ...